The times has come for New Year, time to analysis our past one year based upon that preparing for the New Year. With resolutions and planning the whole new year let’s take more resolution the resolutions to spread happiness and that should start with sending funny New Year quotes. Instead of sending some boring piece of words send some of the amazing and funny quotes. Which when sent to your loved once will bring happiness on their face.
This new year’s forgive all and ask for forgiveness form all people you have ever face any argument. And the best way to do is to send them funny quotes so that you can bring smile on their face this way you both can have a great start.
In this article we have a great collection of some of the best funny New Year quotes. Which you can send and spread happiness all around.
List of funny New Year quotes.
funny New Year quotes
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Don’t set your expectations, resolutions and wishes too high for this year. Did it make a difference last time
Last year’s resolution was to lose 20 pounds by Christmas. Only 30 pounds to go.
I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
Best wishes and good luck this New Year because I intend on completely ignoring your existence for roughly the next 364 days.
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
Leave the sorrows, pain, and sadness behind and let’s welcome the brand New Year with a smile.
This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly.”
I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.
Old is gone and new is here, forget your sorrows and your tears.
All of us every single year, we’re a different person. I don’t think we’re the same person all our lives.
Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kick ass new year.
I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!”
“This Year may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!”
I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year. Happy New Year!”
“I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turn out better this year. Happy New Year!”
This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!”
A year of sorrow, disappears into thin air, if you shower it with a bottle of champagne! Save a glass or two for me”.
“This Year may the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet.”
“What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square… It’s a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It’s just a few Jews walking around going, ‘sup.”
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every New Year find you a better man.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
Life is short,
So make it a sport, to get rid of fear
And have a great year!
YES, the New Year is going to be pretty much like the old one – unless YOU change that. YES, this means you must ignore or let go of your fear, take a chance and do something new. And YES, it’s scary; but YES you can do it, because it’s YOUR life where YOU get to choose that you want to LIVE! Or not.
Another fresh new year is here …
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!
This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn’t be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year’s resolution is not to bark back.
Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,
With never a thought of sorrow;
The old goes out, but the glad young year
Comes merrily in tomorrow.
A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.